My head hurts. My eyes hurt. My head hurts.
Never trust car doors, EVER.
And definitely don't trust your neighbour who parks too close to you. AND HOOVERS LATE AT NIGHT.
There's something weird about a headache from injury rather than normal pointless headaches about nothing.
On the plus side, I have a leaflet from the hospital which says I am allowed to be grumpy and moody and irrational. Yey!