I have baths every day. I always smell things when I pick them up. I take photos of everything and organise them in obsessive folders. I like watching films in my pyjamas, getting suntanned and wearing woolly hats when it’s cold. Sometimes I eat nutella straight out of the jar. I argue a lot and get on my high horse about Shakespeare. I am pissed after a mouthful of wine and can’t dance. I send about 50 emails a day and am always right. I like making lists.
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