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WIWT - iPhone App is not working and the laptop makes my pictures come out sideways!!! Help!

Right you lot, after yesterdays deep-down-in-the-dumps-depression-day, which ended positively, and the overwhelming support from you fashionista's and fashionister's I thought I would lighten the mood and deliver an uplifting post today.

Can I start first off by congratulating xPriHx on her mammoth triumph with yesterdays outfit. It was a rip roaring success my dear! So many stars I feel like I've been knocked out by the Klitschko brothers! While we are on the subject... Você fala português dama. Conheço um pouco ... devemos nos casar? No sábado?
Like Father, Like Son.

It seems we are back on track at work and have a potentially pleased client should this evenings works go to plan. This makes me happy. So happy I burst out laughing and accidentally took a picture of myself... which made me laugh even more! rahahahahahaa.
I proceeded to bump Drake's Free Spirit and C&C's Music Factory - Everybody Dance Now on the journey home. It was at this time I discovered the very disturbing line in C&C's lyrics. Freedom WIlliams says, and I quote, "I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed." It was at this point i almost careered off the road. Sweat till you bleed!!! What kind of sick person is this! Sweating until actual blood appears from your pores like play doh hair from the play doh fuzzy pumper (http://www.genxtinct.com/2010/07/play-doh-fuzzy-pumper-barber-shop.html). Bad line Freedom, bad, bad line! [shakes head, disapprovingly]

I'm a make you fall to your knees
To get on the floor and dance is the key
i'm a get you buzzing like bees
So many alternative lines (bar that bees one, that is woeful!)

Today's outfit is sponsored by Reiss. Everything you see is made by the London Fashion House. David Reiss I salute you! The shirt is linen and fits me like a... like a.. a... laaaaaaaatex glo... Taxi!
Its a very fitted shirt, high collar, slim sleeves. Absolute perfection! Taxi dammit!!!

Looking forward to the weekend. Insanity. One week until the Caribbean and lots of swimwear pictures you poor, unfortunate souls you. Maybe it will make your eyes sweat till they bleed. Oh god that is horrible! I've seen childbirth twice (Wrong turn in the hospital. Was trying to find a clean toilet!!!) which has scarred my eyeballs but that line is much much worse. Someone smack Freedom upside the head!

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  1. Location
    RGB, London
    Mood
    Happy
    Situation
    Work

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  • Steph

    What a smile! Love it! And the suit is fabulous!

    Posted by Steph 10 months, 3 weeks ago

  • You soooo need to start a blog including your everyday musings. I, for one, will be very happy to read it. You keep me entertained daily and that is no small feat/feet!

    Posted by PoshPaws 10 months, 3 weeks ago

  • Steph

    I agree with poshpaws! We could be your groupies! Lol!

    Posted by Steph 10 months, 3 weeks ago

  • rhinopolos

    I seeeeeeee Wintersong! I sooooooooooooo seeeeee! I am starting to think burger nipples should have stayed in Nantucket! #whathaveidone

    Thanks Steph! It needs taking in a bit. I just haven't gotten round to it. Picked it up at the Reiss sample Sale on South Molton Lane. Bargain at £120! You knows I's loves a bargain! Paul Smith have a similar one. I think its such an unusual material for a suit. It makes it so versatile also.

    Thank PoshPaws. I am not sure I could keep it up is my only fear/feer! But having you and Steph as groupies... Now there's an incentive. Where's that Axel Foley theme tune cassette... I feel spontaneous breakdancing coming on!

    Posted by rhinopolos 10 months, 2 weeks ago

  • Pri

    Aren't you just the cutest with your post!!! Thank you babe!

    I mean I do know I said next post your usual smiley self but boy that's not a smile someone has given you belly laugh jokes and I wouldn't be surprised if it was moi!!! I love it , im also glad everything is going better now and you are back to your crazy pants self xx

    Posted by Pri 10 months, 2 weeks ago

  • rhinopolos

    Yes xPriHx I was laughing at Your Rhinoceros story!!!! Then I started to imagine what if my name was Rhinoceros and I liked Ryan's! Then I imagined a children's cartoon series about Ryan the Rhinoceros. He lives in a zoo in London. It's about his day to day struggles of trying to be taken seriously as a rapper. His keeper , Alfonze Smythe, is his main hindrance and keeps trying to scupper Ryan's plans. Would you watch it? You could do the voice over for one of the other animals? Take your pick. I see you as a penguin or a leopard or polar bear maybe. This could be huge! Let's discuss over coffee.

    Posted by rhinopolos 10 months, 2 weeks ago

  • Pri

    hahahahahahahhaha I swear i do wonder what you must drink in the mornings!!!! That's TOO funny i love the idea we will make our 1st million with that production hun! I will def be the Penguin I love them ! my pic #3 is for you i hope it helps you with the rest of the story, i already have my costume we must sort yours out!!! hahah x

    Posted by Pri 10 months, 2 weeks ago

  • rhinopolos

    I drink black coffee or white cafe au lait if I stop at Monmouth in the en route to work! Now you know!

    I'm thinking we should go with a plasticine model animation production as opposed to Pixar-esq or 2D animation. I hink it will give the characters more depth and appeal. Can you style me in a hippo costume by Burberry Prorsum please! Pretty please! 2 piece is fine.

    This show is going to be major!

    Posted by rhinopolos 10 months, 2 weeks ago