One thing I love doing is being extremely bossy, so do excuse me if this post reads a bit like “HERE IS A DRESS YOU MUST BUY” or “PUT THIS TOP IN YOUR BASKET OR WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS”.
I’m just trying to be helpful so you don’t have to sift through pages and pages of “New In” to find the good stuff, honest ‘guv.
Let’s get to it…
1. Jacket by Goldie – £75
Obviously you can see that pink collar, yes?
2. Bardot Top – £39
The colours, the stripes and the cut are all desperately battling it out to be crowned “my favourite thing about this top”…and what a gorgeously brilliant battle it is.
3. Mesh Top and Pant Set – £46
Do not be tempted by red underwear with feathers and rhinestones this Valentine’s (looking at you, Victoria’s Secret) when you could be wearing something wonderfully understated like this. Wear a simple black bra underneath or let it all hang out, so to speak.
You’re sexy and you know it.
4. Bomber Jacket – £59
Blame Kendall and co. for making me pine for bomber jackets. This one has a P on which may be tempting me more than it should (does your name also begin with P? Let’s be P PALS!) but regardless of the “funky patches” I am a big fan.
5. Cricket Jumper – £39
Don’t wear to an actual cricket club though or you will have to endure crickety boys making HILARIOUS jokes about whether the moths have got to you.
6. Eye Slippers – £22
Now I like a high luxe smoking slipper as much as the next Sloanie Sarah but they can’t half be expensive sometimes. These are fun, cheap and you can shout “EYE EYE!” whilst wearing them which must be worth at least £7 of the asking price.
7. Midi Dress – £85
I much prefer florals when they’re a bit moody and as this jacquard design is more badass than battenberg, it’s going straight in the basket.
8. Dress by WYLDR – £48
Why yes Mrs Colman, you do look absolutely ravishing.
9. Socks – £3.50
Be still, my fluffy heart.
10. Jumpsuit by Love – £36
This is the jumpsuit you didn’t know you needed. (If you can accessorise with some sort of Abba-esque blow dry than even better.)